We broke up because...
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Bravissimocurves wrote: »😂
Had ocd 😏
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could never have any of the damn bananas0
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I kept being number 2 to her, couldn't compete with the sloth0
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He kept sleeping with his one eye open, it freaked me out!0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »
haha ...then at least take the goggle off so ur eyeball is not so magnified and close lol0 -
Minion_training_program wrote: »
haha ...then at least take the goggle off so ur eyeball is not so magnified and close lol
Will do that next time0 -
Are you sure about that?0
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Where did you find that old picture of me?0
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Took it from the one on your bedroom wall0
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We never did, we are sooo happy right!!!
And you're telling Mrs wobbly about me this weekend right?1 -
She won’t stop groping me 24/7! 😏0
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Bravissimocurves wrote: »She won’t stop groping me 24/7! 😏
She kept throwing herself at me.. smothering me0 -
She kept asking me to look in her pouch.0
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Her groupies wouldn’t stop following her. We never had any time to ourselves!0
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She got me broke by just ordering food every day using my creditcard0
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Gold digger0
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She left me for a dingo0
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I went to The Joker without her0
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Everything was about the Joker I'm not a Joker fan.. It was too much0
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