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Blue 42 meant something way different to him0
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She didnt approve my insurance fraud....I mean claim 😳 lol0
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He thought because I am a female I wouldn’t know what a fuel trail looked like...
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as her bday gift, she wanted me to get a Brazilian wax wtf!0
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He didn't want to get a couples spa day... massages, pedicures, manicured and a Brazilian waxes. 🤷♀️ Just wanted to be pampered together.0
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after our dates, i would end up sitting on ice packs all day
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She didn’t think I was hairy enough and demanded I not wax, shave, or pluck!0
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After 3 years she revealed she was a sloth! 😓0
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He didn’t believe I was a giraffe0
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He made fun of the fact that I had ten toes instead of six 😒0
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She wanted to take me and my best friend on the Maury show 😶0
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He wanted to air his dirty laundry on Jerry Springer0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He wanted to air his dirty laundry on Jerry Springer
She wouldnt let me live my life long dream of fighting on jerry Springer 😒0 -
That wasn't it at all...it's the fact that he wanted to go to blows with his Grama! 🤨1
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She kept calling me Grama...0
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She would constantly invite her grandkids over.
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he was 7 times runner-up in the local hot dog eating contest. Couldn’t even win once. I was so disappointed.1
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Was always running off to gaze off the mountain0
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Once tried to push me off the edge of a mountain ,😰0
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Accused me of trying to claim her life insurance money
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I found out that he took out several insurance policies on my life 😳0
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She dosnt like younger men0
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He always reminds me that I'm old 😢0
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She thought she was old! 😲0
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She preferred the company of some bearded hunk 😉0
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She wouldn't grow a beard for me1
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She wouldn’t let me dye my hair red... insisted she was the only red head0
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She kept following me on the highway .0
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Kept his eyes on the road 24/7 never gave me a second look 😕0
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was flashing the trucks passing us by0
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