We broke up because...
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Well okay ,, you can have the sand ,
But dam can you pick up a few of them 2000 beach towels
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We broke up because he snores toooooo loud (ear plugs don't even help)
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She wore earplugs Everytime I wanted to talk0
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Coz she’s too good and I’m not2
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Because he said I’ll be right back and left me stuck with the bill and no ride home.0
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Because she never let me spoon her 😉😂0
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Because every time we went out to eat, he'd hold up the utensils and make inapporiate remarks to the waitresses.1
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she stopped laughing at my jokes after our wedding. Later, I found out she got botox0
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False advertising... he was not happy
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She was always wearing costumes. Never dressed as just herself.0
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He would never dress up in the leather outfit I got him.1
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He wanted me to wear my dom outfit outside of our home. I got no issue, wearing it around the house. Just not outside.0
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she wanted to call me 'Daddy' all the time, even during family events0
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He kept asking me who's your daddy and I kept telling him it's not you.0
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She cheated on me with my brother and there are some things that brothers just don't share.0
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He was toooo close to his family.0
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She wouldn't high five me after we were intimate0
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Intimate to him was him sitting watching the tv while I bring him snacks1
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She wouldn't let me rest my beer on her head.1
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Threw a pot at me when I surprised her with Audioslave tickets! 🥴0
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I couldn't stand the music she played at full volume at home.. either techno or old school country0
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I'm sorry, my heart did belong to someone else
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Once she got the heart transplant, she said she felt too much..including the feelings the donor had felt for someone. She couldn't ignore that, she said.
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She became a heartless person0
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he said he wanted to remove my heart. I noped out of there right quick0
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I only wanted his spleen but apparently that was even asking too much. 😒1
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too much paperwork0
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He was a barbarian
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She was evil, kept trying to poison my protein shakes0
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she wasn't comfortable going to a German sauna with me0
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