We broke up because...

am00r

She’s Flying without wings..

slimgirljo15

He emptied out our bank account

NVintage

Freaked out every time our bank account got to be less than $20

PaperDoll_

They discovered my secret, personal bank account and wanted me to share.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't approve of my stash of joints. 🥴

Okillhavecake

She used to smoke all my joints

PaperDoll_

He got jealous because the dog liked me better.

Humadog21

She tried to steal my dog... caught her sneaking him out the back yard.

lx1x

She acts like she's miss daisy.. always wanted to ride at the back

Humadog21

She got mad I fed my dog steak

lx1x

Her role play.. omg.. 😬

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always dropping out of site everytime it was chore day 🥴

lx1x

Keeps calling me a she . 😤

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's a fast mover 😯

NVintage

She refused to help me move...

PaperDoll_

Dunno. She just moved out and wouldn’t tell me where she was going.

slimgirljo15

She, she.. I can't say

lx1x

She tried to feed me to the zombies

slimgirljo15

She left the basement door open ...bait escaped

FabulousFantasticFifty

She once told me that I wasn't bait worthy 😦

Humadog21

Being added to the bait list

NVintage

Accused me of hooking him...

qxana1969

She was hooked on a feeling and it wasn't a compatible one

FabulousFantasticFifty

She believes in the allignment of planets and what the stars say...
Nevermind that love should trump all! 😢

slimgirljo15

She spent all day gazing into space, I got tired of being the only one cooking and cleaning

PaperDoll_

She didn’t bring me my meals promptly 😤

slimgirljo15

I told her cooking and cleaning is her job.. I was shocked and deeply hurt when she said "No"

FabulousFantasticFifty

She walked out when I said no to mé·nage à trois. 😧

am00r

She heard my Singing.. On TV

slimgirljo15

My ears bled everytime he sung 😟