We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Never..
I ❤ PD

PaperDoll_

She refused to get the required I ❤️ PD tattoo 😒

slimgirljo15

She got a I ❤ PD tattoo.. cheater

FabulousFantasticFifty

My initials didn't match her tattoos 😮

Minion_training_program

I asked for a F.F.F. tattoo, but instead it was F*F*F*

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kind of a prude and didn't like me expressing my thoughts in body art

FullTimeRVLife

She didn't like that I didn't have a tattoo

am00r

She ate my pizza left in the fridge

PaperDoll_

I ate his pizza, tacos, sandwiches, fries... He always had the best foods. Unfortunately he wasted away. ☹️

Cyberbartender

slimgirljo15

Neverrrr 🤗

FullTimeRVLife

Cause she tried to make me eat cauliflower pizza

bellacelina2

because you wanted to have dogs instead of catssss

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because she used all of MY lipstick and looked better! 💄 😟

Humadog21

She drank all my hot chocolate now I’m just sipping hot water before bed.

slimgirljo15

Naughty..

Humadog21

😂 Dammit Jo.. wrong post 😂😂 she was always taking me out of context

Cat0703a

She flirted with the Dog all over the place not caring that this Cat could see it

FabulousFantasticFifty

She came home with Cat Scratch Fever 😧

am00r

She said good morning, smiling, luving
Without my peanut butter fav. sandwiches

slimgirljo15

He wouldn't eat anything but peanut butter sandwiches

Tigg_er

She was always dropping peanut butter on the rugs

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was allergic to my peanut brittle...
So she said, until I heard her tell her friends that eating my brittle was like eating broken glass 😧

Tigg_er

She kept calling me a she

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was so self conscious about his shapely hips 😝

Tigg_er

She always wanted me to sway my hips

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a better Belly Dancer than I 🥺

Cat0703a

She laughed at my belly when I danced 😭

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like it when I'd watch her dance 😟

stillkicking257

She wouldn’t share her favorite coffee mug.