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We broke up because...
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She was s a tall cool drink of Icy cold water.... thrown on my campfire1
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Every time I started a great fire, he got jealous and threw the ice chest on my fire! ๐ฅ1
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She would always drink the last beer in the ice chest without refilling it.1
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He always bought krappy beer ๐1
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Thought her homemade brew was โawesomeโ๐ป๐0
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She said my brew tasted like skunk weed ๐ฆจ1
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She brought a skunk into the motorhome and wantes to keep it as a pet.1
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He thought my morning hair was a Mephitidae! ๐0
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Her morning hair was just too much!0
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She takes too long to shower..0
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His imaginary bully was starting to be mean to me too0
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She likes talking to her imaginary friend.. a LOT0
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He was constantly kissing, crushing, and going to islands with other women. ๐2
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She gets jelly .. and yet does the same.. ๐๐0
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He didn't enjoy the peanut butter I smeared on his jelly. I thought it was funny. He did not. ๐1
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Got peanut butter on my imaginary friend0
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She kept shouting at the closet randomly at various hours of the night1
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I found the neighbours wife in our closet ๐ฅบ0
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Found the missing neighbors husband under the bed0
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DNA testing showed 8 neighbours will be filing for child support..0
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It was her dna that match the kids..๐คฏ0
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Found files on ladies he'd been stalking.
Biggest police investigation in history .. 100s of stalkees
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She got upset when I read books and didnโt put them back on the shelf in alphabetical order by author0
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She bought a label maker and started labeling all my stuff. Like literally everything... I went out to my truck and everything in my truck was labeled. Radio, visor, sunglasses, mirror, seat. Etc1
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She kept trying to tell me how to drive the car.0
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He drove on the wrong side of the road ๐ฑ0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: ยปHe drove on the wrong side of the road ๐ฑ
Never would I do that .... Y'all just drive on the wrong side of the road.
She never trusted my driving!1 -
He claimed he was a better driver! ๐0
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She kept wanting to drink coffee by the fireplace0
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We didn't
Very nice pp ๐0
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