We broke up because...
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She would never take me down into her basement.1
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He told me I was riding in the basement of his RV. I got road rash. π0
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She was not adventurous and only wanted to stay inside the RV and not other enclosed areas.0
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We went camping and one night during a late evening walk he thought he saw a bear, grabbed me and used me as a human shield! Turns out it was the hairy guy in the RV next to us taking a walk in his birthday suit!π₯³1
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She keeps running off with the traveling man. π€0
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Never wanted to leave his pizza oven alone, he was obsessed with it!0
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She kept using up all the flour and don't bother to tell anyone.. how am I gonna make pizza .. π0
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She never appreciated anything I gave her! π0
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She kept giving our pantry staples away to her crush.0
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She didnt like my Crush! π€·
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She kept sneaking over to visit the hairy naked man in the next campsite.
No cool π΅π0 -
I married the hairy bearded Man next door! π€·
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I donβt pluck one chin hair and she starts calling me her bearded man π0
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She plucked out her beard π’0
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She left and took my tweezers0
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He ate all my snacks and threw away my cat0
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She requested her cat back but she didnβt mean me.0
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She painted portrait of me but it didn't look like Mona lisa0
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She stole all my paints and gave them to her "New Friend"!0
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He didn't want to go to Hawaii with me0
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She wanted me to cross the ocean in my motorhome!0
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He didn't want to buy me a house0
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She didn't like my house in wheels0
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He is too cheap0
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She didnt appreciate my Frugal ways0
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Too frugal.. ended up in debt0
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Because she thought FRUGAL was a new cereal and she kept wanting me to buy her some.0
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Always lagging and confused ..0
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Nope.. didn't happen, lies spread by our detractors... right love muffin
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Storm was brewing , I yelled grab the camera , she ran to the basement !!1
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