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Good night ya'll. I got dintist tomorrow0
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she didn't appreciate my *kitten*0
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had sex with my mom0
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he got upset over one little wardrobe malfunctionaesthetikk wrote: »0 -
he banged my dog0
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had no shower curtians and got everything wet all the time0
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she was never wet0
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He was always throwing buckets of water on people0
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i wasnt pretty enough0
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his marriage vows read - "In thickness and in length..." dirty boy
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aesthetikk wrote: »his marriage vows here - "In thickness and in length... dirty boy
Damn. Hot and witty?!!!?
Was Too much for me to handle.0 -
IS THAT RIGHT?haleklausen wrote: »She wouldn't do that thing I wanted her to do
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deviboy1592 wrote: »GMileHighFitness wrote: »
Good job, mile high knows how to beat the system!!!!
I wouldn't drink protein
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aesthetikk wrote: »his marriage vows here - "In thickness and in length..." dirty boy
i try!!0 -
She always read my messages0
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wouldn't let me read his messages
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I fell asleep behind the wheel in drive through at Burger King0
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She kept going to Burger King0
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Had a squirrel collection0
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her text wasnt awesome enough0
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Kept posing in front of the camera0
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Keep flashing women0
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wanted to hog all the camera time0
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Wouldn't let me flash girls0
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has better nips0
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It's cause I keep playing with them0
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then stahp, its for the womens!!0
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