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We broke up because...
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He couldn't keep his clothes ON0
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couldnt keep her clothes off0
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She wouldn't let me do that one thing I wanted to do to her.0
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She wanted that I keep my clothes on0
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He ate all my meatballs0
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She didn't tell me she had meatballs0
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all he wanted was meatballs0
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All she wanted was the sauce!0
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He loved my meatballs far too much0
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i loved her meatballs to mush
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Because 2 large meatballs weren't enough to satisfy her insatiable appetite0
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He has meaty balls on the mind.0
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because his dick wasnt big enough for my *kitten*!!!
sorry i go extreme with fun lol0 -
Hey you weren't complaining about my three inches a couple nights ago0
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i know... im sorry im sorry0
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But when I was good, I was good; when I was bad, I was better!0
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true true0
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aahah0
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She was always at a loss for words0
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I was jealous of her long eyebrows and high cheek bones0
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jealousy was too much for me0
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She kept accusing me of being jealous when it was actually her!0
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He had nicer 'brows than me 0
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She was always complimenting me LOL0
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Since when is that a bad thing,0
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Melissa90xo wrote: »He had nicer 'brows than me
told me i was the only one for her but then i found a double ended d!ldo in her closet 0 -
he was always snooping0
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She was always trying to hump others with her *kitten* and wouldn't let me be with her0
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couldn't keep up0
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