We broke up because...

tearsz

He rocked a bannana hammock

deviboy1592

jrline wrote: »

I rocked that banana hammock

Lol

4ever420

Some guy stopped me to ask for directions and he accused me of sleeping around

aesthetikk

she lied...the guy asked directions to her vag!

deviboy1592

aesthetikk wrote: »

she lied...the guy asked directions to her vag!

Lol

Spnneil06

He impregnated my bff 4ever420!

4ever420

She told everyone my secret

tearsz

Doesnt like my cooking, i really tried though

jamesc9282014

She lied about her gender

siport

she kept secrets

Spnneil06

He thought I was a guy when we first started dating, was sad to find out i'm a girl.

deviboy1592

But I kissed a girl, and I liked it

Spnneil06

He was too into Katy Perry and wore cherry chap stick religiously!

JackKopCh

Wouldn't visit the prehistoric age with me

aesthetikk

he was the founding father of STDs

AliciaStinger

He couldn't understand my obsession with hula hoop dancing

tearsz

Said my music was to loud

navyjen

woke up my kids with his loud music

barry1992

i didnt see it coming

khara2012

He kept his eyes closed... Some things are worth watching!

twinkleupgraded

She sips from my drink when I'm not looking

davidearl02

Babysat all her drinks. So other people had to keep drinking them

aesthetikk

he headbutted me a lot and broke my ribs

davidearl02

He was too fragile

twinkleupgraded

He took better selfies than me

khara2012

She didn't like me sipping her drinks. Some people just don't like to share...

aesthetikk

threw her drink in my face

Spnneil06

She backwashed in my drinks on purpose to make me mad.

davidearl02

Got mad when i slipped her a rufie

Spnneil06

I never remembered our dates and wondered why I always woke up in a clown costume.