We broke up because...
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She didn't appreciate when I put her makeup on0
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I could handle the eye shadow but he purposely made my lips double the size and bright red.0
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They were so kissable, I just thought more would be better.0
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I kept using her glasses to kill ants0
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She felt like a stranger to me!!0
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No matter how much he wanted it to be big it was just a pinkey size0
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Her pinkeys were freakishly large0
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I kept tracing her tattoo in public0
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I wanted to do other things in public but all she wanted to do was draw0
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Didn't understand my jackalope.0
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We eloped after meeting on MFP after a couple of witty responses.0
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believe in big foot!0
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Didn't believe bigfoot had a big dick XD0
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I didn't have a big dick like Bigfoot had0
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Compared himself to every guy he saw at a urinal.0
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He sprinkled while he tinkled.0
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She got tired of me not being able to get it up at the appropriate times because all I could think about was the times at the urinal0
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thought she was big foot0
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Wouldn't let me use the toilet like a normal girl because it conserves water.0
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Because he wanted to sex my dinosaur up.0
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She thought I was a guy until I took my pants off, and Dinosaur was her pet name for her dad.0
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She had millions of stuffed dinos.0
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Made me watch land before time before sex every night0
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Kept calling link Zelda.0
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thought she kept saying dinosaurus sex but i keep getting my S's and R's misheard0
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Spanks me in my sleep and gets mad because I like it .0
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princesssadie93 wrote: »Kept calling link Zelda.
Thought luigi was better than mario0 -
twinkleupgraded wrote: »Spanks me in my sleep and gets mad because I like it .
She kept farting0
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