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  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    He made me blush and cringe at the same time.
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    Shoebacha1 wrote: »
    He made me blush and cringe at the same time.

    I have the talent to provide a rollercoaster of emotions..

    Blush is good, red trout is healthy
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    He was too poetic in his speech. Made me cross my moral boundaries, and like it.
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    I liked stretching her boundaries
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
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    He never took me to meet his family
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    edited February 2017
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    You simply couldn't drive in reverse and eat a banana at the same time. Shameful...

    ( I just did it, it was the best I could come up with)
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    She wouldn't do my make up (seriously you've got skills, love your eyeshadow talent)
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    She would not participate in my vampyre bedroom fantasies.
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    She sucked my blood
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    She wanted to tie me down and bite me.. I barely got out alive
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    Was not type "O" blood type
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    She always wanted the D
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    He couldn't keep up.
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
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    Only had 1,740 posts.
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    I couldn't get a good night's sleep because of the always wet bed
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    1741, but who's counting?
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
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    xzsharp wrote: »
    I couldn't get a good night's sleep because of the always wet bed

    I told you in the intimacy of our bed that sometimes I have really scary dreams. Way to betray my trust.
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    Always wore diapers to bed
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    Actually she was wetting the bed.. night and morning
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Got me pregnant then cleared out with the neighbour

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