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  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    Couldn't overcome the shocking bill she had.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    He was a spitfire.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He couldn't handle the heat
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
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    Wore a coat all year even when it was a 100 degrees
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She poured jalapeño juice in my panties.. Then asked if I could feel the heat.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    She was too hot to handle -- and she didn't like my oven mits.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2017
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    She was too hot to handle
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Told everyone that I had ice running through my veins
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She was so cold, I had her cremated.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Set fire to her ex..she's now in jail
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    She made me wear sweats and rubbed my leg until I popped a tent in my sweat pants.
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    would always have a Pakistani Marquee in his pants with other men around
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2017
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    Wow is that what it's called these days?
    As always one upping me on the new lingo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    iTim__ wrote: »
    She made me wear sweats and rubbed my leg until I popped a tent in my sweat pants.

    And thats a problem? :D

    We are still together ..
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    edited May 2017
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Wow is that what it's called these days?
    As always one upping me on the new lingo

    Insisted on calling my car a horseless carriage.


    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    iTim__ wrote: »
    She made me wear sweats and rubbed my leg until I popped a tent in my sweat pants.

    And thats a problem? :D

    We are still together ..

    She wouldn't let me leave.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was out of bullets
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Was hung like a horse..ouch!!
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    couldn't handle my horse
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He ride off into the Sunset with a Blonde

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