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  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    I preferred a consumption of an entirely different variety.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Didn't know how to play nice
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She liked it rough.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    tjkita wrote: »
    She liked it rough.

    If only you knew lol

    Wasn't rough enough ;)
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Didn't like playing with toys
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    couldn't make up her mind. Wanted safe and secure but then was bored.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    tjkita wrote: »
    Didn't like playing with toys

    Was always trying to use toys...

    Woody just doesn't go there
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Kept calling him private woody instead of Captain Woody.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    tjkita wrote: »
    Kept calling him private woody instead of Captain Woody.

    Didn't understand that just because they vibrate doesn't mean it's a sex toy
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    Was always "at ease" instead of at "attention"
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    cburke8909 wrote: »
    Was always "at ease" instead of at "attention"

    Didn't understand my foreplay techniques
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    He wears red lipstick better than I do
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Wouldn't dress up in the leather outfit I bought her.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She didn't look right in red lipstick
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    Didn't appreciate my Catwoman costume
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    mellecita wrote: »
    Didn't appreciate my Catwoman costume

    Always dressed up as cat woman when I asked for Harley Quinn...
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't move her lips the right way.
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    He cheered for the wrong Sox

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