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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    I thought she meant socks...
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Kept confusing me with someone else
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    preferred cardio in someone else's bedroom. I don't like to disturb the neighbors.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    epr3996 wrote: »
    She had so many personalities it was hard to keep it up for all of them!

    Couldn't please all my personalities
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    epr3996 wrote: »
    She made me say please each and every time!

    Had no manners
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    still said no even after I said "please and thank you"
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    He thought pillow time meant I lay down so he can use my "pillows"
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    pillow made we want to spend all day in bed. "not sleeping"
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Always fell asleep when he hit the bed
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    Wore me out then complained I fell asleep. When I say I'm giving it my all, there ain't nothing left.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    His "all" was never enough
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    3 times a night was not enough
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    Her all was always spread out
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    cburke8909 wrote: »
    3 times a night was not enough

    Only 1 minute each time... Come on now

    Wouldn't up his stamina
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    Couldn't appreciate quality over quantity
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Never brought me to orgasm... But bragged about his "quality"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Sh wanted me to buy her some organisms or something...
    I don't know????;
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    she was a little flaky...
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Sh wanted me to buy her some organisms or something...
    I don't know????;

    She was half deaf and never understood me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She spoke Alien

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