We broke up because...

kendall916

wellsjr79 wrote: »

She wet the bed

Must be from your sweat

LiftingRiot

That was my water. Throat was parched

4ever420

She poured a bucket of cold water on me when I was sleeping

strozman

Wouldn't care, we are no longer broke up

the_chiha

dating someone else

mamameaof2kiddos

Cause He keep making me grrrr

the_chiha

she thought I was a guy

strozman

Cause girls just wanna have fun

LiftingRiot

She thought this was a serious relationship

4ever420

Never took our relationship serious

kendall916

She hates Minions

jorodri7

Never took me serious when I said I wanted to try out for Big Borther this upcoming season

LiftingRiot

He cheated on me with my big brother

4ever420

Kept saying he was going to try out for Big Brother, but never did.

LiftingRiot

She was always high. Forgot I tried out for big brother

JackKopCh

He wore a big bird suit to bed

strozman

Wouldn't get sex change

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She stretched out my brassieres!

LiftingRiot

Bit holes in all my pillows

FabulousFantasticFifty

He called me a Rodent!

LiftingRiot

She was hearing things

FabulousFantasticFifty

He tried to have me committed because I could swear we have a ghost in our house, and shared my suspicions with him!

Athos282

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He tried to have me committed because I could swear we have a ghost in our house, and shared my suspicions with him!

I was a better paranormal investigator.

kendall916

strozman wrote: »

Wouldn't get sex change

Ouch!

mamameaof2kiddos

She won't take me out for vday

Becka4Real

I said a night in would be more fun

Athos282

Becka4prez wrote: »

I said a night in would be more fun

Her idea of fun was watching Silent Films.

Becka4Real

He didn't like when I made up new dialogue during silent films

Athos282

Becka4prez wrote: »

He didn't like when I made up new dialogue during silent films

Because the dialogue was always too political.