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  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He wouldn't obey my commands

    Tried to convince me she was innocent and naïve, while wearing that latex suit and cracking the riding crop. ;-)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Was frightened when I walked out wearing my "Date night" outfit!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She was too vanilla for me
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    Wouldn't untie me long enough to go out for a date.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He thought he could tell me what to do...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    LonniJay wrote: »
    She was too vanilla for me

    She wanted a Chocolate Momma!
    SuperStampede wrote: »
    Wouldn't untie me long enough to go out for a date.

    Pffft...Date? His idea of a date was running to 7-11 and buying us a six pack of 3.2 beer and a Nacho to share!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She was too prissy about her food
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She didn't like eating at my chain of 7-11 Franchises.
  • Pipsqueakz
    Pipsqueakz Posts: 1,363 Member
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    He had hairy feet
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Had a biting fetish that I loved... But he kept coming home with other peoples blood on his lips :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She accused me of staining my lips with other people's blood and it was only Revlon
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She liked to be bitten, when all I wanted to do was nibble!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He slept in a coffin and would only come out at night
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't give me her urine for my random drug test
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Kept drinking my urine like apple juice when I handed it to him in the morning
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Weird fetishes! He was always asking me to p in a cup

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