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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He wouldn't obey my commands
Tried to convince me she was innocent and naïve, while wearing that latex suit and cracking the riding crop. ;-)0 -
Was frightened when I walked out wearing my "Date night" outfit!0
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She was too vanilla for me0
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Wouldn't untie me long enough to go out for a date.0
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He thought he could tell me what to do...0
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She was too vanilla for me
She wanted a Chocolate Momma!SuperStampede wrote: »Wouldn't untie me long enough to go out for a date.
Pffft...Date? His idea of a date was running to 7-11 and buying us a six pack of 3.2 beer and a Nacho to share!0 -
She was too prissy about her food0
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She didn't like eating at my chain of 7-11 Franchises.0
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He had hairy feet0
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Had a biting fetish that I loved... But he kept coming home with other peoples blood on his lips0
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She accused me of staining my lips with other people's blood and it was only Revlon0
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She liked to be bitten, when all I wanted to do was nibble!0
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He slept in a coffin and would only come out at night0
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She wouldn't give me her urine for my random drug test0
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Kept drinking my urine like apple juice when I handed it to him in the morning0
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Weird fetishes! He was always asking me to p in a cup
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