We broke up because...

LovingLifeInCalifornia

He was mean

LiftingRiot

She was too sensitive

Becka4Real

He kept smacking my booty in public

Noelv1976

sweetdixie92 wrote: »

So he went and cheated on me

I did no such thing!

Noelv1976

She wouldn't show any PDA at my parent's house!

Becka4Real

And by PDA he means 3rd base

Noelv1976

She couldn't see that there was really nothing wrong with that!

Becka4Real

I didn't tell him but his mom called me a skank

Noelv1976

My mom told me she asked her if she wants a snack. For some reason she heard skank. Call it selective hearing

Becka4Real

I could never be as good as his mom

NurseWizzle

I was never really good enough for her anyways

Becka4Real

I told him not to go!

blossomholly

she had a secret worshipping room hidden in her house-dedicated to her ex!

guitarrckr

Because I was her ex

Yogi_warrior

She spied on my ex.

blossomholly

because he played with his guitar more than me

guitarrckr

She hated me strumming the g string

NurseWizzle

Because my wiener wasn't big enough

Yogi_warrior

had confidence issues.

nick35745

Because I prefer dogs to cats.

guitarrckr

....issues

Sweet_Nyx

He wouldn't shave

Yogi_warrior

it was all a dream.

blossomholly

lived in a constant daydream!!

guitarrckr

Sweet_Nyx wrote: »

He wouldn't shave

Back to the manscapping again already !!!! Bahaha

Go_Mizzou99

Drank all of my bourbon and told me to "Go get more"

guitarrckr

Didn't go get more drink !

Becka4Real

He only wanted sexy time when I was drunk

_Tink_

She always wanted me to be drunk

Building_Bulk

She was a 10, I wasn't even a 6.