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  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    We broke up again again because you got mad that I ate your food while you were out running :#
  • BlackDahliasLastSmile
    BlackDahliasLastSmile Posts: 369 Member
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    Because he's always at the gym.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    Because she's not at the gym enough
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
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    He was always distracted taking selfies at the gym
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
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    BlackDahliasLastSmile wrote: »
    Because he's always at the gym.

    because @BlackDahliasLastSmile would never go to the gym with me.

  • lnorman0888
    lnorman0888 Posts: 444 Member
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    He was too worried about those people at the gym
  • VelociraptorEyes
    VelociraptorEyes Posts: 1,175 Member
    edited August 2018
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    I secretly videotaped us having sex and put it on YouTube :kissing_heart:
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    Because he has velocirator eyes and I'm more of a t-rex man
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
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    He was obsessed with Jurassic Park... We had to watch it every night!
  • Pipersmomma1
    Pipersmomma1 Posts: 235 Member
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    Fear of dinosaurs
  • BigDaddyCool23
    BigDaddyCool23 Posts: 12 Member
    edited August 2018
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    Her kid hated my guts
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    When I told him to get a tattoo on his head, he didn't realise which one I meant...
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
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    His beard chaffed me... wont tell you where :D
  • Pipersmomma1
    Pipersmomma1 Posts: 235 Member
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    His toenails were so long they clicked on the floor like a dog.
  • brittanica2491
    brittanica2491 Posts: 714 Member
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    We were going different directions. She’s this way and I’m that way.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Her hope didn't anchor my soul....instead I was shackled with bungee cords and duct tape
  • Pipersmomma1
    Pipersmomma1 Posts: 235 Member
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    He kept way too much duct tape in the trunk of his car, next to the tarps and shovel.
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
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    she kept me wrapped in duct tape and a tarpe... which was fun during our play time, but then she left for work :D
  • Pipersmomma1
    Pipersmomma1 Posts: 235 Member
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    Too impatient. I told you I would be home by 6
  • Pipersmomma1
    Pipersmomma1 Posts: 235 Member
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    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    spent all day cooking her spam fried rice but she threw it back at me

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! He kept trying to make me eat spam. It's not even a real food!

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