We broke up because...
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We broke up again again because you got mad that I ate your food while you were out running0
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Because he's always at the gym.0
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Because she's not at the gym enough0
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He was always distracted taking selfies at the gym0
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BlackDahliasLastSmile wrote: »Because he's always at the gym.
because @BlackDahliasLastSmile would never go to the gym with me.
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He was too worried about those people at the gym0
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I secretly videotaped us having sex and put it on YouTube0
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Because he has velocirator eyes and I'm more of a t-rex man1
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He was obsessed with Jurassic Park... We had to watch it every night!1
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Fear of dinosaurs0
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Her kid hated my guts0
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When I told him to get a tattoo on his head, he didn't realise which one I meant...2
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His beard chaffed me... wont tell you where0
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His toenails were so long they clicked on the floor like a dog.0
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We were going different directions. She’s this way and I’m that way.0
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Her hope didn't anchor my soul....instead I was shackled with bungee cords and duct tape0
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He kept way too much duct tape in the trunk of his car, next to the tarps and shovel.0
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she kept me wrapped in duct tape and a tarpe... which was fun during our play time, but then she left for work0
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Too impatient. I told you I would be home by 60
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Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »spent all day cooking her spam fried rice but she threw it back at me
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! He kept trying to make me eat spam. It's not even a real food!0
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