We broke up because...

Athos282

Hid all my shirts.

Ria_StayingFit

I was a minimalist and he was a closet hoarder. Just didn't work out.

SwitzEngine

She has multiple personalities

Athos282

He was schizophrenic

LiftingRiot

Walked around with monocle and pipe and scarf

47Jacqueline

He was too into pop psycholoanalysis.

tibo1783

she wouldnt let me drive

SwitzEngine

He was always looking for fights

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didnt like that I liked a good argument!

Athos282

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Didnt like that I liked a good argument!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

tibo1783

watched too much you tube

Sinistrous

Wanted me to be a stick figure silicone barbie doll.

LiftingRiot

He thought he was one of the three musketeers

Sinistrous

Called me a he and wanted me to wear a brown paper bag.

tibo1783

took bathroom selfies

Sinistrous

Wasn't ninja.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Athos282 wrote: »

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Didnt like that I liked a good argument!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

The bag wouldnt fit over her ears!

LiftingRiot

She always confused me

Ria_StayingFit

He was easily confused

LiftingRiot

She was too easy

FabulousFantasticFifty

She played head games!

tibo1783

she thought 2 was better than 1

funsizerunner

He loved smurf porn more than me

minionman

She didn't want to role play she-ra and he-man with me.

LiftingRiot

He wanted to play as she ra and me he man

Noelv1976

Couldn't tell the difference between the GoBots and Transformers!

tibo1783

was too worried about toys

JoshMaz

Couldn't mention what most of his "toys" were used for.

Noelv1976

Played with Barbie dolls

carolinagirl543

He wanted me to be a Barbie doll