We broke up because...

barry1992

101 .... i got the hate mail

47Jacqueline

He took everything so personally

Becka4Real

He insisted on communicating via handwritten letters

barry1992

she was always insisting !

lt3ag4s

kept messing with my toy soldier collection

47Jacqueline

Never paid attention to what was really going on

jrline

only liked outies and my belly button is an innie

4ever420

Belly button isn't the only thing that's an innie...

Spnneil06

She was critical about my body!

justinegibbons

She was so obsessed with her body!

Follow_me

She worked too much

LiftingRiot

He was a bum and didn't work

Go_Mizzou99

was always borrowing money

Spnneil06

Wouldn't lend me 50 cents for the toy machine at Walmart!

4ever420

She wouldn't stop begging for change outside of Walmart...and the liquor store

mrsmartinez99

she killed my goldfish....crackers

Noelv1976

She ate all my Goldfish crackers!

jrline

5 cartons of goldfish a day is too many

Noelv1976

He jumped out of the pool like a mermaid and made my shart my pants

Spnneil06

He was incontinent. It was embarrassing!

kjm3579

She was wearing diapers -- that put a real damper on our romantic activities.

mamameaof2kiddos

cause he don't like a sexy diaper on lol

Noelv1976

she always forced me to wear diaper, a bib and binkie before I went to bed!

Go_Mizzou99

He ate all my goldfish

mamameaof2kiddos

he keep forcing me to eat goldfish

strozman

because I didn't like her anymore

mamameaof2kiddos

cause he is not so nice to me

strozman

she stalked me and forced me to eat durian

Go_Mizzou99

Because when she gets mad at strozman for not being nice to her, she takes it out on everybody

mamameaof2kiddos

he doesn't want to wear clothes