We broke up because...

kjm3579

She was always crying

Spnneil06

He laughed at me for crying at funerals!

LiftingRiot

She liked going to random funerals

Noelv1976

He wanted to go to weddings so he can remind me of what could have been!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He preferred Funerals to weddings!

mscheftg

She wanted it. At a funeral.

LiftingRiot

Rather of been at a funeral

justinegibbons

He always left goldfish cracker crumbs in the bed

LiftingRiot

She always wanted to stay in bed

JackKopCh

He picked my nose while I slept...

Spnneil06

He wanted me to keep my fingers to myself!

LiftingRiot

She had sticky fingers

Spnneil06

He accused me of stealing from him while he slept.

LiftingRiot

She knocked me out and took advantage of me

Becka4Real

I had to give him a ride after he woke up at his ex's

justinegibbons

She was always convinced I was with an ex

Spnneil06

She went to give some guy a ride and never came home.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She tried to say I was crazy and have me committed!

LiftingRiot

Her ex was already around as a friend

Becka4Real

I told her it was a spa resort. She was always confused!

LiftingRiot

She thought the ghetto was nice

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Snob! ;p

Spnneil06

She called me a snob because I wouldn't eat catfood for dinner because she didn't want to go to the store.

justinegibbons

Because she swears she had a shopping problem

Becka4Real

She insisted on daily grocery trips

justinegibbons

justinegibbons wrote: »

Because she swears she had a shopping problem

*didnt have a shopping problem

Spnneil06

Spent all of our money at Victoria's secret, for her new girl Becka!

Yogi_warrior

she stalked a girl named Becka

minionman

Because he thought the sequel was better than the oringinal!

CaptainBrownie

Because he refused to wear a shirt.