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We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,638 Member
    Our Mama wouldn't approve :lol:
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She really is fabulous and fantastic- I could not keep up!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,361 Member
    She only had eyes for her fabulous ex
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,789 Member
    She was worried about other people's eyes all of the time
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He lied and said that I left him chained to a telephone pole downtown.
    It was a power line.
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    edited May 2019
    I couldn't put her through the *kitten* I am so I let her go free.... :'(
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    I love kittens! Please take me back!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,789 Member
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,361 Member
    edited May 2019
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.

    You have quite the imagination :laugh:

    He pined for KAD, so he was let go so he could win her back
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,206 Member
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    When given a choice, he picked the dogs over me. Can’t really blame the guy 🐶
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,206 Member
    Her heart belongs to some guy.. dw.. something like that..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,361 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚

    We sure didn't 🤗 morning honey buns :*
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back

    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 21,031 Member
    She was always obsessed with Mittens
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Tigg and I broke up because I demanded that she/he sit in the back of the car on trips. Mittens really liked the front passenger seat.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 21,031 Member
    But But ,,I really like back seats
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Will you accept Mittens?