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  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,787 Member Member Posts: 7,787 Member
    She hit me with her van
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Member Posts: 3,719 Member Member Posts: 3,719 Member
    He was hit by his ex’s van... figured there was still something going on there
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 255,911 Member Member, Premium Posts: 255,911 Member
    Found out he had a girl on the side. :/
  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,182 Member Member Posts: 6,182 Member
    My legs healed after she had taken a sledgehammer to them! Once i could walk I ran.

    Ok maybe I have watched Misery one to many times!
  • ekim2016ekim2016 Member Posts: 1,199 Member Member Posts: 1,199 Member
    she didn't like GOT
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Member Posts: 3,719 Member Member Posts: 3,719 Member
    I didn’t like GOT either.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Member Posts: 156 Member Member Posts: 156 Member
    She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.
  • terrordawgterrordawg Member Posts: 18,154 Member Member Posts: 18,154 Member
    He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!
  • Hydr8Cafn8Medic8Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 Member Posts: 472 Member Member Posts: 472 Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Member Posts: 156 Member Member Posts: 156 Member
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
    edited May 2019
  • terrordawgterrordawg Member Posts: 18,154 Member Member Posts: 18,154 Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.

    He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️

    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.

    He kept calling me Katrina
  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,182 Member Member Posts: 6,182 Member
    She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    He kept accusing me of not accepting his friend request.
  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,182 Member Member Posts: 6,182 Member
    While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 186,546 Member Member Posts: 186,546 Member
    Our Mama wouldn't approve :lol:
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    She really is fabulous and fantastic- I could not keep up!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 255,911 Member Member, Premium Posts: 255,911 Member
    She only had eyes for her fabulous ex
  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,787 Member Member Posts: 7,787 Member
    She was worried about other people's eyes all of the time
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line
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