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We broke up because...

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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,789 Member
    I didn't know what that thing was in her picture, so she hit me with it.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    edited May 2019
    He said I wasn’t his type, but he never really told me what that meant.
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 3,919 Member
    Her heart was elsewhere. Haha we’re still friends though
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    I called her "lunch"
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I got to retirement age and she still had to work another 30 years so I left her too travel
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,407 Member
    He left one day and never returned.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,789 Member
    She hit me with her van
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 3,919 Member
    He was hit by his ex’s van... figured there was still something going on there
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,407 Member
    Found out he had a girl on the side. :/
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    My legs healed after she had taken a sledgehammer to them! Once i could walk I ran.

    Ok maybe I have watched Misery one to many times!
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    she didn't like GOT
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 3,919 Member
    I didn’t like GOT either.
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 156 Member
    She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!
  • Hydr8Cafn8Medic8
    Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 Posts: 472 Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 156 Member
    edited May 2019
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.

    He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️

    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.

    He kept calling me Katrina
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He kept accusing me of not accepting his friend request.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another