We broke up because...

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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    Wouldn't share his cookies
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She ran away with the neighbour :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Didnt. 😙🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He replaced me.. :(
    with Gus :D
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    She was too fun and friendly; my cold, dead insides couldn't tolerate it
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    edited August 2019
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    She kept sneaking off to the lake without me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Shared her cake with the neighbour :(
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
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    He threw away his engineering Starfleet uniform
  • cynthiabickham
    cynthiabickham Posts: 1,009 Member
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    after 4 years, he didn't want to get married, but he wanted to come up to my place of employment to "make himself known" to my male coworkers. I told him he can't do that so he said "you either allow me to come up there or we are done." so I told him "you can't seriously be this insecure" he then proceeded to call me everything under the sun and ended it with, "that's fine I've already found your replacement."
    So yeah, 4 years down the drain. such a waste of my time.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She's playing this game wrong or ... Was dating @NoHookUpZone for four years right under my nose 😮


    That just proves that you're off to find better for you Dear One! 🤗
  • cynthiabickham
    cynthiabickham Posts: 1,009 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She's playing this game wrong or ... Was dating @NoHookUpZone for four years right under my nose 😮


    That just proves that you're off to find better for you Dear One! 🤗

    LOL it wasn't @NoHookUpZone lucky for me he's not on this app because "he doesn't need to improve anything about himself."
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She's playing this game wrong or ... Was dating @NoHookUpZone for four years right under my nose 😮


    That just proves that you're off to find better for you Dear One! 🤗

    No no I can share my @cynthiabickham

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  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    NoHookUpZone wrote: »
    He didn't like pizza

    She called me a HE! 😟

    She was always bringing me Pizza that someone else made for her!

    Wait what?! I completely missed this!
    You gorgeous red heads are going to be the death of me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I wasn't a redhead :(
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    Being locked in her basement made me feel clausterphobic
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
    edited August 2019
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    Because she stole my pizza
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    She thought my love of pizza went a little too far

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  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
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    Cheated on my with a slice of pizza
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She returned to the future.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He sailed off into the sunset without me :(

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