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We broke up because...
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I liked the jiggle in her wiggle, but she wanted to have it surgically removed.
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He had 62 dolls we'd have to have dinner with every evening0
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I have more cabbage patch dolls than she does0
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His doll collection was creepy0
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I could say, but might get another "be classy" warning0
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »I could say, but might get another "be classy" warning
you got a warning.. really? 0 -
Who knows. She just got up and walked away.1
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I wasn't the hero she needed, just the one she deserved.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »NoHookUpZone wrote: »I could say, but might get another "be classy" warning you got a warning.. really?
For a remark I left with this pizza gif
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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She loved pizza more than me1
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »NoHookUpZone wrote: »I could say, but might get another "be classy" warning you got a warning.. really?
For a remark I left with this pizza gif
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I missed it , sorry though..😔0 -
it was her unsavory "Aquaintances"
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She kept using my Hammer and wouldn't put it back0
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He wouldn't let me use his tools because of a previous relationship. 😂😉0
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She Would'nt let me try out her new Bass spinners
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He broke my spinner 😩0
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Could not longer spin me on the dancefloor, that's a deal breaker for sure 😔0
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She was too into going clubbing0
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After years of finally accepting my clubfoot
He criticized and made fun 😩
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Her clubfoot kept connecting to my backside until my tailbone broke.
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Everything just got messed up0
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She was so messy..
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she didnt like oral0
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She kept telling me that she could do better than me so I said go try! She tried and she found way better!0
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I couldn’t keep track between him and his evil twin, Eduardo0
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We wanted different things,
She wanted financial security,
I wanted Tacos.0 -
I want financial security AND tacos. He said I can’t have it both ways 🙁0
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She steals all the tacos.. 😞0
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She didn't like waffles. 0
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She liked to make 'impossible waffles', and I couldn't stand the sight of blood running out when I cut them.0
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