We broke up because...
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He was usually greasy all the time.1
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She chose the dog over me (can’t say I blame her! 😍)1
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SHE BLAMED ME!!!
for KellyCakes Not LOVING her as much as the doggie0 -
She wouldn't let me get a dog. She said they destroy relationships.0
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Been trying to disowned her.. but she keeps coming back and asking for bigger allowance everytime she returns. 😬0
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Tried to give me an "allowance" 🤨0
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She said she wanted it all.. all the money, possessions .. left me with nothing
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She didn't have anything to give me.0
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Gold digger0
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She didn't want to be my sugar mamma0
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I was on a sugar-free diet1
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She took away all my sugar 0
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She was sweet & sour but only shared the sour with me 😟0
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She only paid me in change and it made me dance funny.0
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I did not lift so he sent me home.0
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She didn't make me cakes0
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She always stole my change and made me go dancing on street corners for more. AHHH the Humidity!!0
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I found out she couldn't actually fish0
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Our dogs didn't get along.0
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She was always offering me cuddles and coffee in bed but when I'd show up, there'd be tons of other people there too and I'd have to drink my coffee on the floor cuddling a pillow.1
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She said she preferred the pillow 0
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »She broke my side pieces fingers
Her side piece never brought me my coffee. He had it coming.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She said she preferred the pillow
She was jealous of my relationship with my Pillow Pal
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She sleep walked into the neighbors bedroom every night. It was embarrassing0
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He was more angrymess 0
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Her safe word had a hashtag in it...so weird!0
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Ignored my safe word as I couldn't say hashtag0
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He was so wobbly he wobbled off a cliff one day0
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On our 5th anniversary, she bought me a house with a beach front. Sadly it was on a nude beach.0
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He didn't appreciate my gifts0
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