We broke up because...

slimgirljo15 · September 2019

Butter was his one true love

Tigg_er · September 2019

Always Buttering me up

KelleyCakes · September 2019

He was usually greasy all the time.

terrordawg · September 2019

She chose the dog over me (can’t say I blame her! 😍)

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2019

SHE BLAMED ME!!!
for KellyCakes Not LOVING her as much as the doggie

PaperDoll_ · September 2019

She wouldn't let me get a dog. She said they destroy relationships.

lx1x · September 2019

Been trying to disowned her.. but she keeps coming back and asking for bigger allowance everytime she returns. 😬

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2019

Tried to give me an "allowance" 🤨

slimgirljo15 · September 2019

She said she wanted it all.. all the money, possessions .. left me with nothing

liftorgohome · September 2019

She didn't have anything to give me.

slimgirljo15 · September 2019

Gold digger

liftorgohome · September 2019

She didn't want to be my sugar mamma

terrordawg · October 2019

I was on a sugar-free diet

slimgirljo15 · October 2019

She took away all my sugar

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2019

She was sweet & sour but only shared the sour with me 😟

liftorgohome · October 2019

She only paid me in change and it made me dance funny.

KelleyCakes · October 2019

I did not lift so he sent me home.

AliNouveau · October 2019

She didn't make me cakes

liftorgohome · October 2019

She always stole my change and made me go dancing on street corners for more. AHHH the Humidity!!

heyjude0225 · October 2019

I found out she couldn't actually fish

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