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  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Posts: 156Member Member Posts: 156Member Member
    She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 10,757Member Member Posts: 10,757Member Member
    He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!
  • Hydr8Cafn8Medic8Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 Posts: 472Member Member Posts: 472Member Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Posts: 156Member Member Posts: 156Member Member
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
    edited May 10
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 10,757Member Member Posts: 10,757Member Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.

    He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️

    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.

    He kept calling me Katrina
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 5,076Member Member Posts: 5,076Member Member
    She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He kept accusing me of not accepting his friend request.
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 5,076Member Member Posts: 5,076Member Member
    While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 171,003Member Member Posts: 171,003Member Member
    Our Mama wouldn't approve :lol:
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    She really is fabulous and fantastic- I could not keep up!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,581Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,581Member, Premium Member
    She only had eyes for her fabulous ex
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    She was worried about other people's eyes all of the time
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He lied and said that I left him chained to a telephone pole downtown.
    It was a power line.
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,004Member Member Posts: 1,004Member Member
    I couldn't put her through the *kitten* I am so I let her go free.... :'(
    edited May 15
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    I love kittens! Please take me back!
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,581Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,581Member, Premium Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.

    You have quite the imagination :laugh:

    He pined for KAD, so he was let go so he could win her back
    edited May 15
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 11,641Member Member Posts: 11,641Member Member
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚
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