We broke up because...
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Our dogs didn't get along.0
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She was always offering me cuddles and coffee in bed but when I'd show up, there'd be tons of other people there too and I'd have to drink my coffee on the floor cuddling a pillow.1
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She said she preferred the pillow
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »She broke my side pieces fingers
Her side piece never brought me my coffee. He had it coming.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She said she preferred the pillow
She was jealous of my relationship with my Pillow Pal
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She sleep walked into the neighbors bedroom every night. It was embarrassing0
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He was more angrymess 0
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Her safe word had a hashtag in it...so weird!0
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Ignored my safe word as I couldn't say hashtag0
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He was so wobbly he wobbled off a cliff one day0
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On our 5th anniversary, she bought me a house with a beach front. Sadly it was on a nude beach.0
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He didn't appreciate my gifts0
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She spent all our money buying gifts for her Boytoy!0
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She kept buying me too many gifts0
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He wouldn't let me drive.0
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She wouldn't let me in her hamik0
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He used butter for everything but eating ....sunscreen, soap0
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I had to bait his hook 🙄🤦♀️0
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She was too pretty0
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She kept demonstrating to other men how flexible she was0
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