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I could never be fancy enough for her!0
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she braids her armpit hair0
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Weird fascination with armpits. Was always showing his off and wanted me to shave mine??? WTH!0
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Would never remove his shirt, then I found out why! Hahahahaha!
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Was always wearing my shirts0
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Arguments about manscaping.0
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That's why I needed my shirts.....0
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He always wears shirts, even in the shower.0
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She never showered, just kept changing shirts.0
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She always forgot to put on her shirt when she left the house!
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Made me send a selfie of my outfit before I left the house every day0
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Needed constant supervision!0
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Took selfies while we were in intimate relations.0
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Saw selfies. Why do I keep getting dudes?0
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Took too many selfies, no time for me.0
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Never took me out on the boat!
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Wait, we're broke up?
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It was all about her...0
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Wouldn't let me spend money on Shampoo and shavers!0
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Stole my red lipstick0
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Wanted me to wear her lipstick.0
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then she ate it. Wait, that's backwards. Uggg. Can't keep up.0
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Caught him wearing it0
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He was back a$$wards and could never keep up!
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She refused to wear her makeup.0
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he quit his job cause he thought he was batman.0
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I really am Batman, she must be Catwoman!0
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He wanted to play superheroes...all the time.0
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she never wanted to play anything0
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He always wanted to "Play" even at church! 0
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