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  • 2Legit2QuitTx2Legit2QuitTx Posts: 322Member Member Posts: 322Member Member
    She kept asking me about her knees..
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 174,139Member Member Posts: 174,139Member Member
    He would never say that I was the Bees Knees 🐝
  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Posts: 6,170Member Member Posts: 6,170Member Member
    Her knees were simply too fabulous.
    edited December 2019
  • s1im62s1im62 Posts: 3,979Member Member Posts: 3,979Member Member
    She decided to get a knee augmentation even after I specifically told her I didn't like fake knees. :wink:
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 229,087Member Member Posts: 229,087Member Member
    He said he didn't like fake..so when he found out that only 25% of me was real he dropped my fake butt like a hot rock :(
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 174,139Member Member Posts: 174,139Member Member
    Her butt got disfigured after it was dropped too hard 😬
  • CyberbartenderCyberbartender Posts: 314Member Member Posts: 314Member Member
    I can't tell. It is still to hard for me, to talk about :disappointed:
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 174,139Member Member Posts: 174,139Member Member
    He gave that same answer Every time I asked him what was wrong. 😟
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 2,886Member Member Posts: 2,886Member Member
    Our first date was her showing me the shop where she got her first training bra :D
  • PopRox90PopRox90 Posts: 6,575Member Member Posts: 6,575Member Member
    He kept insisting he could take my bra off with one hand and couldn’t and ruined every bra i had 🤣🤣
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 11,911Member Member Posts: 11,911Member Member
    Spent all my money at Victoria's Secret. Kept saying her bras got destroyed.
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 2,055Member Member Posts: 2,055Member Member
    Didn’t believe me when I said my bras were destroyed until the wire popped my left boob.
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 2,055Member Member Posts: 2,055Member Member
    She had a thing for short Japanese businessmen and had their posters all over our bedroom wall

    You know you liked it. I don’t know why you’re complaining about it now 🙄 you’re favorite was Mr Miyagi
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 2,886Member Member Posts: 2,886Member Member
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    He kept insisting he could take my bra off with one hand and couldn’t and ruined every bra i had 🤣🤣

    🤣🤣 she told me if i am gonna ruin one expensive bra per date, then she wants a 9 course meal every time.
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 2,886Member Member Posts: 2,886Member Member
    She had a thing for short Japanese businessmen and had their posters all over our bedroom wall

    You know you liked it. I don’t know why you’re complaining about it now 🙄 you’re favorite was Mr Miyagi

    She was so out of my league that people start asking us, "Why are you with him?", instead of "How did you two meet"?
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 2,055Member Member Posts: 2,055Member Member
    It’s a doggie dog world and he had dog allergies. 🤷🏾‍♀️
  • liftorgohomeliftorgohome Posts: 24,055Member Member Posts: 24,055Member Member
    She had more facial hair then me
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 174,139Member Member Posts: 174,139Member Member
    Made me shave my beard and leave my job at the Carnival
  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Posts: 6,170Member Member Posts: 6,170Member Member
    She adopted a bunch of monkeys and tried to start a circus while I was on a business trip. 😬
  • 2Legit2QuitTx2Legit2QuitTx Posts: 322Member Member Posts: 322Member Member
    She kept telling people she “wears the pants” .. in front of me... at BBQ’s. How can I stay with someone like that?
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