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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    theresa120 wrote: »
    I walked in on him and Jo... 🙈

    She stayed long enough to take a vid and then put it on the internet :/
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She refused to join in with our exercise
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    The "workout" consisted of ropes, ladders, and large vat of cheese. Very concerning
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She refused to let me tie her up, cover her in cheese, and...well....
    She just didnt trust me :'(
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    Trust is 5 letter word... ties, rope, us and tongues

    Cheese is not part of the equation
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
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    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Trust is 5 letter word... ties, rope, us and tongues

    Cheese is not part of the equation

    But cheese makes everything better. Get back together? Try again?
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Trust is 5 letter word... ties, rope, us and tongues

    Cheese is not part of the equation

    But cheese makes everything better. Get back together? Try again?

    Deal. That's a four letter word.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Trust is 5 letter word... ties, rope, us and tongues

    Cheese is not part of the equation

    But cheese makes everything better. Get back together? Try again?

    Deal. That's a four letter word.

    Ok, but the 5 letter sounded pretty good too. Also, bring tacorritos
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Caught him eating a tacorrito and it wasn't mine :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wasnt into menage a tacorritos
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    He wasn't obsessed with my cooking.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Refused to cook naked, kept complaining about grease burns
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He thought you were supposed to fry Cheerios. He ruined the entire box.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    She didnt understand the art of breakfast
  • jjkh5970
    jjkh5970 Posts: 466 Member
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    She didn’t cook enough for breakfast
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She wanted a 7 course meal for breakfast every day. I'm more simple, bacon and eggs, maybe some cheese grits.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Grits are Gross!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
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    The coffee she made us in the mornings was too weak
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    His math skills were weak. Couldnt even math right.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    He was in lurve with his Porsche. Spent so much time trying to park it away from all of the other vehicles. Polishing it with a dust rag every time the wind blew and rinsing it off with cold water if a speck of dust blew on top of it while driving through town. His new one cost over 300 k and it's true love.

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