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Friendless on MFP??? Had to leave her.0
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I spent all my money on sex toys and wouldn't share.0
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She had one to many sex toys...0
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She spent all her time in the bedroom and would rarely come out!
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Then one day I walked in on one of her sex toys...0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She spent all her time in the bedroom and would rarely come out!
Hated the bedroom too much.0 -
Didnt like my adventurous side!0
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I wasn't adventurous enough for her0
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had a huge collection of hats!!0
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She is too hot for me lol0
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Was always so cold towards me!
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wore red lipstick far better than me!!0
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She was such a Pipsqueek! Drove me nuts!
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I preferred funsized to pipsqueak. She wouldn't listen0
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I refused to have beaver-butt flavored products.0
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It was moose butt get it right...see why we had to break up0
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She was always making lame excuses to break up just so we could "make up"!0
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Ready for the make up yet bay-bee...lmao0
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The recipe clearly said use beaver butt flavoring.. I have yet to hear someone say moose butt tastes good o.o
(But srsly, who the hell tasted a beaver's butt and decided it tasted of raspberries lmao)...0 -
You heard beaver-butt. I kept saying beaver tail. Google canadian beaver tails. They are deep fried heaven.0
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Wanted me to have moose bacon ;-;0
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wouldn't try new things....0
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Wouldn't let me 50 shades of grey him.
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Oh, he totes would. Try it.
-goes to hide before shot-0 -
He only knew 34 shades of grey....0
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the other 16 shades were kind of scary.0
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he had lied about his age...he was waaaaay too young for me.0
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she lied to me that she can't sing.. the truth is she has angelic voice0
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She kept shrinking my clothes in the dryer so she could wear them.0
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