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  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,655 Member Member Posts: 1,655 Member
    Cropdusted me, blamed Neil's ghost
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,452 Member Member Posts: 244,452 Member
    Cropdusted me, blamed Neil's ghost

    But it really was :D
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 22,563 Member Member Posts: 22,563 Member
    She made too many jokes about Neil's passing. She was completely insensitive to the fact I was still grieving.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,452 Member Member Posts: 244,452 Member
    Her grieving looked a lot like giggling.. scared me :o
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 179,145 Member Member Posts: 179,145 Member
    Every time I giggled she'd bring out the black outfit and ask who's funeral we were going to. 😟
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,655 Member Member Posts: 1,655 Member
    Addicted to hugs. Our weekends were spent going to random funerals so she could hug as many people as possible
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 179,145 Member Member Posts: 179,145 Member
    Was not a Hugger and I needed more cuddles 😟
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,307 Member Member Posts: 28,307 Member
    Everytime we go out. She asks strangers if they like to cuddle. Got out of hand.
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 5,239 Member Member Posts: 5,239 Member
    he threw away our heater so I would cuddle him more often
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,655 Member Member Posts: 1,655 Member
    He threw away everything I owned so there was nothing else to do but cuddle him
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,307 Member Member Posts: 28,307 Member
    He went to Mexico to smuggle cuddles and never returned.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,452 Member Member Posts: 244,452 Member
    He had no cuddles left for me 😔
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 22,563 Member Member Posts: 22,563 Member
    She expected to cuddle without putting out first.
  • Jstarz1Jstarz1 Member Posts: 88 Member Member Posts: 88 Member
    She thought cuddling was putting out
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 22,563 Member Member Posts: 22,563 Member
    Couldn’t get him to stop sniffing his arm pits.
  • Jstarz1Jstarz1 Member Posts: 88 Member Member Posts: 88 Member
    Hahaha

    We broke up cuz she got jealous of my armpits
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 3,466 Member Member Posts: 3,466 Member
    He only removed clothing with his teeth. 😬
  • Jstarz1Jstarz1 Member Posts: 88 Member Member Posts: 88 Member
    cuz she stopped from removing her clothing with my teeth 😏
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 22,563 Member Member Posts: 22,563 Member
    Couldn’t take him anywhere without him biting everyone’s shirts. I mean, except Walmart where it’s acceptable, but sometimes I wanna go to Target.
  • Jstarz1Jstarz1 Member Posts: 88 Member Member Posts: 88 Member
    Cuz she got mad at me and bit the one shirt I never bite...after that we were done! FYI it was a shirt she got me from target....
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