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  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,476 Member Member Posts: 189,476 Member
    𝑯𝒆 π’‚π’π’˜π’‚π’šπ’” π’„π’π’‚π’Šπ’Žπ’†π’… 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 π’‰π’–π’π’ˆπ’“π’š, 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 π’˜π’‰π’†π’ π’Šπ’• π’˜π’‚π’” π’Žπ’š 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒐 π’„π’π’π’Œ! :/
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,342 Member Member Posts: 28,342 Member
    Caught her poisoning my Lucky Charms 😱
  • OkillhavecakeOkillhavecake Member Posts: 4,480 Member Member Posts: 4,480 Member
    I know ....I nearly died 😳
    edited April 9
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,476 Member Member Posts: 189,476 Member
    𝑯𝒆 π’˜π’‚π’π’•π’†π’… π’‰π’Šπ’” π’„π’‚π’Œπ’† 𝒂𝒏𝒅 π’˜π’‚π’π’•π’†π’… 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒂𝒕 π’Šπ’• 𝒕𝒐𝒐
  • WaiakeWanderer_xWaiakeWanderer_x Member, Premium Posts: 1,478 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,478 Member
    I got home and she'd changed the locks.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,476 Member Member Posts: 189,476 Member
    𝑯𝒆 π’Œπ’†π’‘π’• π’π’π’”π’Šπ’π’ˆ π’‰π’Šπ’” π’Œπ’†π’š
  • WaiakeWanderer_xWaiakeWanderer_x Member, Premium Posts: 1,478 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,478 Member
    She made me sleep in the shed on Tuesdays.
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 6,823 Member Member Posts: 6,823 Member
    He wasn’t down with my β€œabsence makes the heart grow fonder” mentality
  • bakenatjHIbakenatjHI Member Posts: 64 Member Member Posts: 64 Member
    I can't remember it was so long ago.
  • Catherine_and_HobbesCatherine_and_Hobbes Member Posts: 74 Member Member Posts: 74 Member
    ...because he didn't feel I was patriotic enough.
  • WaiakeWanderer_xWaiakeWanderer_x Member, Premium Posts: 1,478 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,478 Member
    She kept using my razors.
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,772 Member Member Posts: 1,772 Member
    Made me eat all the vegetables and when I was done he didn’t give me a cookie πŸͺ
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,476 Member Member Posts: 189,476 Member
    𝑺𝒉𝒆 π’˜π’π’–π’π’…π’π’• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 π’„π’π’π’Œπ’Šπ’†
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 436 Member Member Posts: 436 Member
    She'd call my fiancΓ© cookie and flirt with him all the time!
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,342 Member Member Posts: 28,342 Member
    I bit a chunk out of her fiancé’s arm because he was called cookie. I like cookies. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ She didn’t appreciate it. πŸ˜’
  • SunnyBunBun79SunnyBunBun79 Member Posts: 1,771 Member Member Posts: 1,771 Member
    Her heart turned to metal!! :'(
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 6,823 Member Member Posts: 6,823 Member
    She promised me she’d get a third and fourth arm then didn’t deliver.
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,772 Member Member Posts: 1,772 Member
    We did our DNA tests, it turns out we’re cousins.😳 Awkward... please stop texting me!😝
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 34,070 Member Member Posts: 34,070 Member
    Only went out with relatives.. 😱
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,772 Member Member Posts: 1,772 Member
    Hi πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈ uncle, coffee later?πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

    Tried breaking up with him but he’s a hypnotist
    πŸŒ€πŸ‘„πŸŒ€
    edited April 12
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