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We broke up because...
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Wasnt black from the waiist down0
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She left me for some guy who was black from the waist down...smh... still miss her0
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She wouldnt go all the way red!0
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LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »She left me for some guy who was black from the waist down...smh... still miss her
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I told you only one of my voices likes red, the other voices in my head like black.... she wouldn't take those damn curlers out of her head...0
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sarinanalisa wrote: »LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »She left me for some guy who was black from the waist down...smh... still miss her
Didnt miss me enough
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LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »sarinanalisa wrote: »LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »She left me for some guy who was black from the waist down...smh... still miss her
Didnt miss me enough
Didnt tell me baby come back0 -
She was waiting for her ex to take her back0
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She kept stealing my lipstick!0
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She was hitting on my Ex0
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She kept leading me on0
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she kept leaving me behind0
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Kept yelling at me that "MFP IS LIFE"0
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MFP is love it is life!0
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She had selective hearing so I sometimes had to yell!0
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Kept telling the same thing over and over again0
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she yelled the wrong name0
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Said safety to much0
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she would stop in the middle of sex to fart0
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Smelled it after0
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He always said FART!0
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she said tooted instead of fart0
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Said he was old fashioned0
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she had a strap on0
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My strap was bigger than his actual0
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he didn't like my burnt baby carrot dick0
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He knew it was him and not me0
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she wanted to *kitten* on my chest0
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Wanted to pee on my face0
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she always looked ratchet lol0
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