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We broke up because...
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I was jealous of his silky smooth legs. Damn u cowbell!!!0
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He liked to lick the frosting out of the Oreos and return them to the package .. I was was so devastated to have no cream centers.
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He took that cow bell everywhere with us...even has a pet name for it..0
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Didn't like the way I banged that cowbell.0
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Wore more spandex than I did0
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Did not wear enough0
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Got my good jeans muddy.0
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Wouldn't wash her muddy jeans0
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Didn't like seeing me nude0
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Nude too much.
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Wasnt nude enough
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Never left me any hot water.0
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Couldn't assemble Ikea furniture0
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She fed raccoons catfood0
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My cat disapproved of her.0
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I don't like cats0
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Didn't like dogs either0
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She hated my dog...
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She was about to breakup with me so I bear her to the punch0
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But I love your dog honey...lets make up
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she refused to marry me0
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Because she isn't ordained, duh!
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He was too pious0
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he kept taking his shorts off when we went swimming.0
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He kept finding swim trunks in the ocean!!0
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she looked better in my trunks than I did0
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He kept telling me to put his trunks on????0
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Didn't put cream in my coffee.0
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Coffee to cream ratio was waaay off0
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