We broke up because...

Carpedieznutz

He wouldn't stop sniffing his fingers after scratching his butt

SallyinIL

He gave up coffee.

kjm3579

She pushed me aside for a Japanese guy

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldnt take me out for Sushi

kjm3579

All she served was sushi, I like a little steak, too.

navyjen

he wouldnt take me to hibatchi because of his ex.

Carpedieznutz

She wore my outfits better than I did

AlistairBernardNormal

She kept stealing my clothes because someone had stolen hers.

KariQuiteContrary

Only wore his set of mud run soaked threads because someone stole his clothes.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always tries to Bench press me to impress the guys at the gym

Timshel_

Curlers kept scratching my thighs.

Constancio_Ross

I asked him to make me a sandwich

Timshel_

It was veggie and no carb. I don't swing that way...health wise

Constancio_Ross

Cause i was 12 inches long and 6 inches shy

Timshel_

Is a carpenter. With his measuring a mansion turned out as a doll house.

Carpedieznutz

He wouldn't go fishing with me

Alisontheice

she wants me to clean fish. Yuck

Constancio_Ross

Sex was sporadic.... *kitten* play was a thing of the past.

Carpedieznutz

He was obsessed with having me stick things in his *kitten*

jodiemhorton

She had an obsession with A$$es

Alisontheice

I didn't like donkeys and all we talked about was donkeys. So annoying

Constancio_Ross

boring

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kept changing his name!

Constancio_Ross

not into gingers

Go_Mizzou99

Had something against gingers stealing his soul.

urloved33

he had a problem with being my soulmate

kendall916

Didn't like the music that Iisten to

pipsqueak1990

music tastes clashes .. im more rock and she was classic

Absolute_Hot_Mess

She drive my jeep into the ocean.

taco_inspector

She's still married to David Arquette