We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always had the Rocky Mtns on his mind!

MileHighFitness

She wouldn't take her curlers out when we went to dinner..

the_chiha

Always hated my hair

slimgirljo15

What !!! Your breaking up with me...first I knew...

the_chiha

I'm not breaking up with you!!! Silly!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was still dating Slim!

Carpedieznutz

She poured water in her cereal instead of milk

slimgirljo15

My heart belonged...to chicha

Huerita_Sarinana

She didnt know bird was the word

Carpedieznutz

She wouldn't stop telling people they dropped their pockets to get a laugh

Huerita_Sarinana

She didnt laugh at my jokes

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slimgirljo15

He couldnt keep up

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slimgirljo15

Hahaha...it is to laugh...HE could not keep up

blossomholly

I only used her to get to her ex

darkrose20

dyed her hair silver.

SojournerThirteen

She slways hid her head

slimgirljo15

He was a bigamist

47Jacqueline

She was sooo possesive

siport

she kept the fridge locked and used sex as the bargaining tool

determined_ella

He whipped me when I ate chocolate.... it was the cream that was torturous

Go_Mizzou99

Was always asking for a spanking when I was telling her she was grounded

kjm3579

Kept disciplining my women -- that was my job, he shouldn't have interfered.

determined_ella

He toldme I was grounded because I refused to play hide dodger in the den

jrline

She never would follow simple directions

slimgirljo15

She wouldn't play sub:p

kjm3579

She was too dominant, I was looking for a sub

determined_ella

He called simple as cracking da vinci codes!

ScorpioJack_91

determined_ella wrote: »

He called simple as cracking da vinci codes!

She was too busy watching Da Vinci to notice me!