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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She used codes for everything, wouldn't allow lovin' without the proper solution.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His other wives didnt approve of me...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    His other wives didnt approve of me...

    Wait, wait.... How did you find out about the others? Who cares if they approve, you are still my favorite sub!

  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    His other wives didnt approve of me...

    I approved!! The others were just too boring :confused:

    @kjm3579 he had far too many subs and not enough doms! ; p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Another one is breaking up with me, stop this madness -- ladies come back, we can make this work...
  • Saab_2015
    Saab_2015 Posts: 277 Member
    I couldn't bend it like becham
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Another one is breaking up with me, stop this madness -- ladies come back, we can make this work...

    One more chance! But if you cattle prod me one more time ... so help me I will make sure to put a new meaning to prodding! :joy:<3

    @ above poster... he wouldn't bend any way but backwards : (
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Another one is breaking up with me, stop this madness -- ladies come back, we can make this work...

    One more chance! But if you cattle prod me one more time ... so help me I will make sure to put a new meaning to prodding! :joy:<3

    @ above poster... he wouldn't bend any way but backwards : (

    Yes mistress, I'm sorry mistress.....
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Bent it? Hell, she broke it!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    He forgot to tell me he had a rod implantation there I just thought you were always happy to see me :open_mouth::joy:
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    I'm always happy to see you!
    But we broke up because you wouldn't hold my rod. EV-ER!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    His rod kept bruising my leg
  • La_Malfaisante_
    La_Malfaisante_ Posts: 1,064 Member
    She was more into rods
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    she kept pronouncing the WH in Whipped cream really weirdly
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    his obsession with whipped cream was a bit much
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She just kept dancing. I'm old. I couldn't keep up
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Wouldn't let me borrow her cloths :(
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    wouldnt tell me what she was doing with my cloths
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
    Went into a tantrum over her threads.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was overly concerned about her clothes
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he collected boring wives, he refused to marry anyone fun, i got bored
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    he collected boring wives, he refused to marry anyone fun, i got bored

    Oh great, I've lost another one

  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    i was way too exciting for her
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he thought snail races were exciting... theyre not
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
    She couldn't eat escargot because she loved snails, as pets!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    he thought snail races were exciting... theyre not

    I was going to try wife races but you guys keep leaving me

  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    he thought snail races were exciting... theyre not

    I was going to try wife races but you guys keep leaving me
    but the rest of your wives are almost as slow as snails
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    he thought snail races were exciting... theyre not

    I was going to try wife races but you guys keep leaving me
    but the rest of your wives are almost as slow as snails

    She always finished too quickly, I like a little foreplay time before the main event

  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he finished before the foreplay even started
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    its a shame speed impressed her, i couldnt help there ;p

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