We broke up because...

Yogi_warrior

Alisontheice wrote: »

He was delusional. Probably misses me terribly but these things happen

lmao. she lived in a dream world.

determined_ella

he was actually in a coma and invented he had a new wife ( which incidentally was the nurse ) he refused to accept I was his partner

Yogi_warrior

she was a writer, mixed reality with fantasy.

Timshel_

I could never get to the mirror.

Go_Mizzou99

Was easily amazed

Alisontheice

I could never find him.

chimptron

She was (sing along if you know the words) lookin for love in all the wrong places...

navyjen

He liked country music

ItsMeGee3

Likes cold showers

chimptron

Likes bridal showers

slimgirljo15

Liked the other sort of showers

Alisontheice

Rarely would take showers

chimptron

Showered me with affliction

ItsMeGee3

LOL She cracked me up!

chimptron

She wasn't all she was cracked up to be.

Alisontheice

She didn't like puns and while normally I'd consider that a plus, I didn't in this case

chimptron

She was in a case, in case anyone needed her, just in case.

ItsMeGee3

He's a nut case!

chimptron

Case in point!
Case serrah serrah, whatever will be, will be.

navyjen

He fed the squirrels all the nuts

Alisontheice

I wanted to see the future. He said it's not ours to see

chimptron

She shot the sheriff

slimgirljo15

I was the girl of her future.....she wanted someone in the present

Alisontheice

I wouldn't shoot the deputy

chimptron

She wanted to be gifted with presents in the past. It was too tense

Alisontheice

He'd often present me with a present the next morning. Awkward

chimptron

Every morning she would tell me she was gifted.

Alisontheice

He was obsessed with gifts

chimptron

She said she had the world to give. What she meant was the Whirled. As in axel

taco_inspector

He kept stealing my special activity underpants, Fooker!