We broke up because...

navyjen

Uh he admitted other men had his undies

chimptron

He wanted me to meet the fookers

Becka4Real

He didn't want to meet anyone

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chimptron

Oh, MEET people. I thought you meant eat, with some chianti and farva beans

Becka4Real

He really got into movies

chimptron

Quid pro quo @becka4prez

JKillenberg

Becka4prez wrote: »

He really got into movies

She wanted to watch a movie instead of cheering on the WI Badgers tonight

Alisontheice

The badgers...always the badgers

Becka4Real

She stole my Angry Beaver and drank it all!

chimptron

Badgers! We don't need no stinkin... wait, did someone say angry beaver?

kjm3579

Alisontheice wrote: »

The badgers...always the badgers

She was upset I joined the Badgers Tri Team in Williamstown, NJ

Becka4Real

Had to repeat myself all the time!

chimptron

She was repetitive, repetitious, pleonastic, and she repeated herself.

kjm3579

Kept talking in excessively expanded vocabulary

chimptron

Yup.

Alisontheice

Didn't use big enough words

chimptron

Nuh unh!

Becka4Real

He was like a big child

kjm3579

She wanted children

chimptron

I can appreciate your position, however, I must strenuously object! Besides, you're just being a big meany.

Becka4Real

He had to have the last word

chimptron

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Did not! (Damn!)

Becka4Real

We kept breaking up to make up

chimptron

That's all we do.

Becka4Real

He wanted more... Much more

chimptron

I was lured by her beguiling promise to help run her campaign for prez but she instead used me for her more personal tasks.

Becka4Real

He said he liked it

chimptron

( I did)
that's why we had to break up

Becka4Real

But he came back