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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She always smelled like a distillery
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    kjm and I were never together. We broke up before it began.

    Determined well she found out I was a werewolf
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    he was unaware I found that most attractive... apart from when he came in from the rain... the shaking in the room was just too much! :p
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    if you lived in a house with a slab foundation that wouldnt be an issue. I found the most attractive thing about you was the glittery womanly vampire you were in the sunlight. The house and floorboards below cracking, and breaking put a damper on our relationship.
  • Shananigans457
    Shananigans457 Posts: 486 Member
    He had a thing for vampires.... I was more into werewolves.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    ;p
    I put teeth in one halloween and he assumed I wanted to suck his.. blood ; )



    she ended it with me, she didn't like me taking the duvet covers off her at night : (
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept bringing other women into our bed and stealing my covers for them.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was stingy with the covers!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was stingy with the lovin'
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    Played tug of war with the covers.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Was insatiable
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Made me do Zumba in our bedroom
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Too good in the bedroom. Where'd ya learn all that!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    She said she only wanted to try the strap on me once. I didn't think it was once a day. :/
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    he burned my 50 Shades book! ;p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wanted to work our way through her book
  • Shananigans457
    Shananigans457 Posts: 486 Member
    Wasn't able to build a sufficient Red Room of Pain
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was only able to do it if she was in pain
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    she made me kneel for 3 days! @Shananigans457‌

    he wanted to inflict light pain, I wasn't sure if he was pushed into it :open_mouth:
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    I was constantly dehydrated.

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