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We broke up because...
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She hated my Omelets!
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...because I could never sleep with the moon shining from her face and hair like that. Dreamy = yes, restful = not a bit; it was like working on stage in a full old-skool limelight!0
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He talked…a lot…like more than me which is quite a feat unto itself0
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She never listened...0
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he kept talking while I was trying to sleep0
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She'd pretend to fall asleep every time I tried to talk about our problems!
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she cheated on me with EVERYONE 0
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She called me a Ho!!!
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She left lipstick on another woman O_O0
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She got mad when I'd loan out my stuff! ;p0
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She loaned all of her panties to her ex....hmm suspicious story!0
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Wanted me to give-up my pantie collection...
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He was arrested and discovered to be The Panty Burglar of the four corners!0
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She had a different boyfriend in each of the Four Corners0
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He didnt want an open marriage0
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She wanted a marriage with a revolving door0
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He took the one way out0
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She locked the door0
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She became president and didn't think I was cool enough to join her in the White House0
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She mixed me up with my ex!0
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We fought one night and she took the wine and left. She. Took. The. Wine.0
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She was a Wino! I had to put my foot down and take the Wine out of the house! Now the wine is mine!!!
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Won't hook me up with her ex the wino...0
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He gambled away our life savings and then left me for a mail order bride0
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I told him to "Go hard, or Go home"... so he left.0
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I laughed every time we were together because his bow was crooked!0
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He had a weird thing for cats... I was allergic.0
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He wouldn't let me pet his kitty
Oops @ Fab & Beck cuz they were both dating Tony too!0 -
Drank all of our beer, wouldn't share0
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Was not giving0
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