We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She hated my taste in shoes!

echoresco

Wouldn't let me wear her high heel shoes

pechepanda

broke my favourite pair of heels trying to walk in them...

Constancio_Ross

Never went out to begin with..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always in denial and ashamed of our Love!

Keishabh

He said I go out too much

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Never went out to begin with..

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always blew me off for the Fellas!

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davib47

I was one of the Fellas

Lil_Northern_Light

Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer woo....enough said

slimgirljo15

She said she wasnt a rug muncher

davib47

The carpet didn't match the curtains

slimgirljo15

Was weird about me being colour coordinated

SuperSnoopy

She's too good for me!! :-((

davib47

he was Super snoopy....hate that

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slimgirljo15

Because he didnt like my friends...everyone loves super snoopy

davib47

I couldn't kiss her as she only had half a face

slimgirljo15

He always found some excuse not to kiss me...

pco2

She had a foot fetish

barry1992

Her hat was close to ignition

slimgirljo15

He loved another

kjm3579

We're not breaking up!!!

davib47

Denial is the first step in the grieving process but he just couldn't get past as he spent most days masturbating in front of a mirror.

SuperSnoopy

He analyses everything I do

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bestintheworld842

she had too much swagger

FabulousFantasticFifty

Made fun of my limp and called me Gimpy!

GDLAZ

She said she wanted someone spontaneous and funny, but when I showed up in a clown suit peeking in her window she freaked out.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I accidentally shot him when he peeped in my window in a creepy clown suit! He will be missed, May he rest in Peace!