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We broke up because...
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I'm heartbroken. I wish I knew why we broke up0
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She chased me with a rusty ice skate after I dried her favorite Justin Bieber sweater!0
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He washed and dried my retirement fund.0
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She drank all my rocket fuel
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I don't want to talk about it0
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She thought that I was younger.....0
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He was way too old for me0
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I couldn't keep up with the yogurtland demands.0
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he had dietary needs i couldnt fill0
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She made fun of my nose0
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She only ate carbs0
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he was to rustic for me0
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Wouldnt let me have my Sugar!
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She was way better looking0
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he liked blondes0
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she was too hot to handle0
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She came to bed with oven Mits!
IDK?????
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She wouldnt share the covers0
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She snored
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Why do we have to break up? Why can't we just work things out?0
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He wouldn't take no for an answer
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He couldnt take NO for an answer!0
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I said Marvel was better than DC. acchh too late lol.
She broke up with me because I was too slow to act.
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He couldnt take NO for an answer!
Lol fab, split second apart.. red lipstick club thing0 -
Hahahaha! Great minds think alike!
She was always reading my mind!0 -
She left red lipstick stains on everything0
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She was having an affair with my best friend. Who I was hoping to have an affair with :P0
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She slept with my mother0
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he wanted different sleeping arrangements0
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