We broke up because...

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Carpedieznutz

This is news to me

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JeopardyRight

Hated binary code

taco_inspector

He kept trying to steal my chest hairs...

... one at a time!

Alisontheice

Had weird patterns in his chest hair, claimed someone was stealing it but I suspect grooming gone wrong

davib47

He got his genders mixed up, a regular source of embarrassment and left a bad taste in..at least his mouth!

slimgirljo15

I was tired of him stealing my panties and taking them to work

JeopardyRight

Got tired of her never having panties

Alisontheice

Panties…all we ever discussed were panties

musclegood_fatbad

Tried to make me wear panties.

Alisontheice

He looked adorable in pink lace but refused to wear it.

musclegood_fatbad

I didn't like her ideas of kinky.

Alisontheice

He really believed he was a ninja and would do all these "ninja" moves. It was kind of ridiculous

jiigglybutt

he wouldn't let me put it in his butt

jiigglybutt

had problems with pokemon

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jiigglybutt

LOL...

she kept staring into my soul and it made me uncomfortable

JeopardyRight

He thought souls existed.

pechepanda

she kept trying to steal souls

kangakev

Because she loved to blow in my ear...with a trombone

haleklausen

Kept asking ,e to blow in his ears.

slimgirljo15

Nope...aint happening...your mine forever
*cue maniacal laugh*

Alisontheice

She couldn't let go of her ex

pechepanda

kept criticizing my trombone playing.

echoresco

She wouldn't let me change her socks

slimgirljo15

He wanted to give me cement shoes and take me swimming